Hey buddy! So. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s how to get dildos to stick to the wall better! I mean, it’s a pretty common problem we all have to deal with. So I thought I’d share my very own personal tips and tricks with you.

Firstly, what I found most helpful was using liquid nails. But don’t get the regular kind, get the kind that’s specifically meant to be used for sticking things to the wall. You could also get some wall stickers that come in a range of sizes and textures to give your dildos a better grip.

Secondly, I’d recommend using some kind of double-sided tape on the back of your dildos. It will give them extra ‘adsorbent’ strength (so that the stickiness lasts a bit longer!), and it’s really easy to apply.

Thirdly, there’s a trick that some people use called ‘dry wall screwing’. It’s basically where you screw in a small, round screw into the wall and then attach a hook to it so that your dildo can hang from it. This method offers a bit more stability than the other methods.

Fourthly, another great method is to use two shop-bought rubber suction cups. They’re super cheap and last for ages, so can be a great option if you don’t want to go through the hassle of liquid nails or double-sided tape. Simply attach one cup to the wall and then attach the dildo to the other one and they’ll be stuck together perfectly.

Lastly, some people also use basketball chain netting. This is quite a rare technique, but it’s super useful. All you have to do is wrap the chain netting around your dildo and then attach it to the wall. It’s a bit tricky to do, but it’s definitely worth a go if you’re feeling daring!

Now that I’ve shared my own tips and tricks with you, let me ask you a question: what do you think is the best way to get dildos to stick to the wall better?

Ok, Penis Rings so if you want to get even more creative, you might want to try using boiling water! The process is simple, just boil some water and then dip the dildo into it. This will soften the material, making it easier to attach it to the wall. Just be sure not to overdo it, otherwise you might end up melting the dildo!

Another clever method I recently heard about is the ‘duct tape and weave’ technique. You start by attaching pieces of duct tape to the wall in a kind of criss-cross pattern. Then you fill in that pattern with lengths of string or yarn until it’s nice and tight. Finally, you attach the dildo to the middle of the pattern and it’s ready to go! It’s a great way of getting your dildo to stay in place without the need for nails or screws.

Speaking of nails and screws, did you know that you can even use them to attach your dildo to the wall? All you need to do is buy the right kind of screws or nails and then attach them to the wall, making sure to keep them very tight. Then you attach your dildo to them and you’re done! You can also use this same technique to hang up heavy and bigger dildos too.

Finally, another popular method I’ve seen is using a pocket hole screw. This involves drilling a pocket in the wall and then screwing in the pocket screw to attach the dildo. It’s a bit of extra work, but it’s totally worth it because your dildo will stay firmly in place.

So what do you think: which of these methods for sticking dildos to the wall do you think is the best? I’d love to hear your thoughts!