I could not believe my eyes as I saw lit fireworks shooting across the night sky. I had just arrived at a group of friends’ special summer gathering and I was mesmerized. Immediately, I asked what on earth was going on and they told me with smiles and laughter: “Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a dildo shooting contest! The goal is to shoot dildos and see who can get it closest to another person!” Being the skeptic I am, I asked if it was illegal.
At first, I thought to myself that it was too crazy to be legal. I had heard of dildo fights before, but shooting them at people? That felt like a whole new level. So, I asked my friends: “What if some of the dildos hit someone? Is it illegal to do that?” My friends laughed and said, “No, it’s not illegal! As long as no one is hurt and the dildos are made of a soft, foam-like material, it’s perfectly legal.”
Phew! The thought of potential legal implications had been gnawing away at me until I heard that. After that, I was genuinely excited to try my luck at the dildo shooting contest. After all, it sounded like a good amount of fun and a great way to spend the evening.
In the end, unfortunately, no one was actually hit by any of the dildos. We all had a great time competing and tossing dildos around. But, the most important thing was that no one was harmed in the process and we all had fun. That is why I say, if done responsibly and without hurting anyone, it is perfectly legal to shoot dildos at people.
I’m sure there are many others out there who agree with me and also share the same feelings when it comes to dildo shooting contests. In particular, shooting dildos at people can be a great way to liven up a weekend or special event. Plus, the lost of competitiveness adds an extra dimension fun to the whole thing.
Finally, whether it’s a silly game or a special event, it is important to consider safety, first and foremost. Of course, it is legal to shoot dildos as long as no one gets hurt. As long as the dildos are made from a soft foam material and everyone is of the professional attitude, the activity itself is perfectly harmless.
So, all in all, take responsibility and make sure that no one gets hurt; then shoot away with all the dildos!
For those of us who really want to up the ante, there is always the option of having dildo battles. This is when two groups of players take turns shooting dildos at each other. The team that shoots the most dildos in an allotted amount of time is the winner. While this might seem a little dangerous, it can be a great way to add life to an event or gathering.
In addition, if done safely, it can also be an educational experience and a great way to teach your kids about teamwork and strategy. Not to mention, it can be a great way to bond and have some real fun with the family.
Another way to enjoy shooting dildos is to buy your own dildo launcher. While buying the launcher itself might not seem like a reasonable thing to do, it is fairly cheap, easy to find, and it is quite a lot of fun. Plus, it is a great way to show off your shooting skills in comfort and safety.
In conclusion, it is important to remember that as long as all parties are staying safe and having fun, there is nothing wrong with shooting dildos. Let’s all take responsibility and remain professional, then we all can have a great time with lots of unforgettable memories.